Post by Joey Smith on May 10, 2006 22:29:30 GMT -5
I had read this on Jeff McVickers forum and had to post this here! Too funny.... ;D
The National Poetry Contest had come down to teo semi-finalists, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Arkansas. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word.
The word they were given was "Timbuktu."
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said...
Slowly acroos the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan,
Men on camels, two by teo,
Destination-Timbuktu.
The crowd wet crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited...
Me and Tim a huntin' went,
Met three whores in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So i bucked one, and Timbuktu.
The redneck won, hands down!
The National Poetry Contest had come down to teo semi-finalists, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Arkansas. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word.
The word they were given was "Timbuktu."
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said...
Slowly acroos the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan,
Men on camels, two by teo,
Destination-Timbuktu.
The crowd wet crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited...
Me and Tim a huntin' went,
Met three whores in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So i bucked one, and Timbuktu.
The redneck won, hands down!
